Who am I? God or Satan???

Is God really a God or is it a Satan, who took control of the humans through its agents? 

Giving extra-ordinary power to its agents too and making humans their slaves, systematically!


Let me give you a riddle to solve!!!

Following is the description about me..., and you need to find out from that description, who am I?

Ok, let's start...

I created human beings and laid down following rules for them:

1. They should pray and respect me, 3 times a day, or 2 times a week or at least once a month..., otherwise, I will punish them like they can never imagine...!
1. Their work and other priorities don't matter to me, at all!
2. I have created the humans with the sole purpose of getting respected every now and then, as per the strict rules laid down by me.
2. Whoever doesn't respect me, need to be killed by my followers.
3. Their sole reason of existence is to keep respecting me and eradicating whoever doesn't!
4. I ensure that the most people in the world are killed by my name, by my followers.
5. I have ensured that different communities of people see me differently, perceive me differently and keep fighting for those differences among themselves!
6. I have laid down different rules for different communities so that they should keep hating each other for all those differences!
1. I made these differences Extreme, at times, between certain communities!

I created all the animals and set following rules for them:

1. They need to eat each other for survival.
2. The hunting for eating and the process of eating should be as horrible and traumatic, as is possible.
1. Most of the times the animals are being eaten, while they are still alive!
3. They can't control or halt their reproduction to avoid this traumatic end for their children!
1. They need to keep giving birth to their kids so that they can be eaten by others!
2. Actually, I've hard-wired it in such a manner that they'll do anything to try to give birth to their children!
4. I ensured that just the survival is the whole & sole reason of their life and existence, with no control over living, dying or reproduction!
1. I'm trying to make such rules for Humans too, so that they too shouldn't be able to escape all this horror of life, by putting down some rules.

What I could do, but chose NOT to do:

1. There's One & only One perception about me, so that at least regarding me, there are no differences, hence no killings among humans!
2. There's only one set of rules for all the humans.
3. There are no racial differences between different communities in their look and feel, so that they can physically perceive all of them to be same and one!
4. All of them speak only one language, to remove that difference too!
5. Animals don't need to eat other animals to survive...!
   
   But rather the algorithm of their reproduction is such that without eating each other, the natural balance is maintained at all the times!

But then, I chose NOT to do it! It would have taken away all the excitement of the life with no horror and no trauma!!!

So, who am I?

Devil??? NO!!! I'm GOD, the Almighty God!!!

Recently I had a following discussion with one of my most (extreme?) religious collegue...!

I asked, "Why don't you listen to your father?"

"Generation Gap!!! He's born at least 20 years ago..., so the things of his time, no more make any sense, now!!!", he replied!

"Then what about Grandfather....?"

"Oh, he's a cave-man, comparatively..., knowing the fast pace of life, having born 40 or more years earlier!"

"Ok, so you'll listen to the ones who are born thousands of years ago?"

"You mean the primitive humans? 

"You are not talking about monkeys, are you?"

"No, I'm talking about the agents of God, who has set all these rules and differences for the God!!!"